Welcome to the Grindhouse
The Darling Clementines are back at it again with a full night of deliciously dark burlesque and drag entertainment! Inspired by the gritty sleazy Grindhouse cinema of the 1960’s/ 1970’s. Get ready for blood thirsty vixens and groovy tunes by Sammie award winning Dj Lady Char. A dinner show full of tantalizing entertainment that will have your heart pounding and your feet stompin! Bring those dollar bills and make it rain on these horror hotties as they slay the stage!!!
Burlesque, Drag, Dinner, Cocktails, Music, Vendors and Spanking Booth!
PROOF OF VACCINATION AGAINST COVID-19 REQUIRED: For the foreseeable future, certain policies will be in place to ensure the safety of patrons, artists, and our staff. Make sure you bring your photo ID with matching vaccine card or are registered at myvaccinerecord.cdph.ca.gov. A photo of your vaccine card works also! Please note – we are only accepting records that show that you have been fully vaccinated and the appropriate amount of time for the vaccine to take effect has passed. No exceptions will be made! This policy is subject to change - if this happens, all ticket-holders will be notified. WE DO NOT ACCEPT NEGATIVE COVID-19 TESTS.
Wow over a year of NO SHOWS the pandemic took a huge toll on all of us and we are ready to get back on stage and provide a safe and sexy space for you to escape the day to day and dive into a glittery fantasy world full of powerful fems with incredible moves. Host ChaCha Burnadette will have you laughing, screaming, and begging for more. The Darling Clementines will get your heart pounding and your feet stomping as they show you a good time like no other. Our first big show at Harlow's is September 2nd!!! Keep an eye out on our social media to learn about the pop up events we have planned throughout summer 2021.
Nothing like getting a little lush and having some slip sliding fun with your juicy Darling Clementines! We aim to please and this show is jam packed with some wet hot entertainment! Join us as we present a fierce variety show full of Burlesque and Live Entertainment from your favorite #burlyclines and some saucy guest performers!
Show is hosted at Harlow's night club and restaurant on J st in the heart of Midtown Sacramento. Doors are at 7pm and the show starts promptly at 8pm! Tickets on sale at www.harlows.com
We created a new group on Facebook so we can connect with our community better and have a central spot for sharing all our yummy content! Join the group today>>> The Darling Clementines Cult
Join The Darling Clementines for BURLESQUE BUFFET an all-you-can-eat entertainment experience! Our lineup is stuffed with TALENT!!! We have 4... that’s right 4 special guests for this event!!!! We are so excited about Pearl E. Gates, Sgt Die Wies, Guy Vigor, and the hilarious stand up from Bay Area comic Mikey Walz!!!!! This is gonna be a HUGE show! It’s Labor Day weekend and we know you wanna chow down on some hot hot entertainment!
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We are celebrating the birthday of our executive director, host, and main squeeze ChaCha Burnadette! Join us at Harlows on J street for a late night pajama party and Burlesque show!
BOOTY WORSHIP IS BACK!! JOIN THE CONGREGATION SUNDAY JUNE 30TH AT 6PM!
We made a huge decision but a clear one to leave our old venue and this new show is our chance to build an even better and stronger community while expressing our commitment to diversity, equality, and expression. Please join us as we push forward and continue to provide safe and ethical spaces to get sexy, get weird, and be 100% yourself! We need your support now more than ever Sacramento!! Please join us for the 3rd annual BOOTY WORSHIP!
We have moved our show to the sexy and super fun Harlow's restaurant & night club!
Friday May 24th The Darling Clementines are going to rock out at Goldfield Trading Post in Sacramento! The hottest show in SacTown is giving you their tribute to the Rock & Roll legends we all know and love. Come get sexy with some Queen, Led Zeppelin, Rolling Stones, and more! This show will be full of bad ass burlesque and variety entertainment like only The #burlyclines can do! Our 60+ seats sell out pre show buy those tickets in advance at www.goldfieldtradingpost.com
Sacramento's hottest variety show The Darling Clementines are going ultra glam for our next big event at Goldfield! Get out your furs and diamonds and come dressed for the Red Carpet because Silver Screen Seduction is a formal affair. Doors open at 7pm and show begins right at 7:30pm. Our show sell out EVERY SINGLE MONTH, so get your tickets today! You can purchase tickets online at www.goldfieldtradingpost.com and general admission available at the door night of show.
Enter a world of free flowing cocktails and glamour as we spend the evening entertaining you to the max with live music, hilarious emcee ChaCha Burnadette, Beautiful burlesque, and variety acts to please every patron!
Join the Darling Clementines Friday 2/22 for a night of wild live entertainment. We have a show packed with burlesque, comedy, live music, special guests, vendors, and even a naughty spanking booth. Did we mention there is tacos? Come out and enjoy a delicious meal from Flakos Tacos and a cold one. Sit back in our vip seating, and prepare to be utterly entertained by the best of the best! Doors open at 7pm show begins at 7:30pm. Seated tickets sell fast fast fast!
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Coco Lamarr- Vintage Lounge & Burlesque Singer from Huntington Beach, CA
For more about Coco visit her website HERE
Jay Siren- Owner/director of The Sizzling Siren Experience and creator of The Siren Events Sacramento, producer of Sacramento Emerging Artist Showcase and creator/instructor of Foundations with Jay, a burlesque student performance workshop.
It's that time of month again folks! Our monthly show is Friday 1/25 and this month our theme is Hot and Steamy, an evening of our hottest performances with two special guest performers, a stand-up comedy performance by Melissa McGillicuddy and a saucy burlesque performance by Nevad City's Cybil Unrest. We gather yet again at our fun new home Goldfield Trading Post, A landmark venue on J street in midtown! Don't miss your Clementine Clan and all your favorites take the stage for a night of sexy wild live entertainment.